It used to be that having an out-of-control beard alone would get you hipster street cred.
Now, thanks to a new trend emerging in boho strongholds across America, you’ve got to add flowers to your facial hair to stand out.
Men in places like Brooklyn, Portland, and San Francisco, are adorning their faces with blossoms; seemingly for the sole purpose of artistic portraits.
“Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album “Mandatory Fun” out now:
Bellevue police found the iconic Disney character on a fake Washington state driver’s license when they recovered a slew of fraudulent IDs, documents and checks tied to an identity theft operation.
Hillary Clinton claimed that, at the moment she and her husband were signing up for $18 million in book deals, that they were “dead broke.”
Harry Reid (who lives in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel) said liberals are getting bullied by Republican billionaires but the Democratic Party “doesn’t have many billionaires” behind it.
Joe Biden (family earnings: $407,000 last year plus a free house, driver, meals, etc.) claims he “I don’t own a single stock or bond. . . . I have no savings accounts . . . I’m the poorest man in Congress.” (Triple fail: Joe isn’t poor, isn’t in Congress and wouldn’t be the poorest member of it if he were.)