Paul Moran, Northern Ireland Man, Tries To Turn Feces Into Gold, Ends Up In Jail

The plan was to s!@# bricks — gold bricks.

Paul Moran hatched a scheme to get rich quick by turning his own feces into gold, according to authorities in Northern Ireland. But like King Midas himself, Moran might have flushed his life down the drain in pursuit of his golden dreams.

Moran’s attempts at alchemy crossed the line into arson when he set his apartment on fire after placing his feces on an electric heater. Read More:

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